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By: Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Publisher: Penguin Ireland
Published: September 2015
Pages: 400
Categories: Fiction
Language: English
Available as: Paperback
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ISBN-13: 9781844883431
ISBN: 1844883434
ASIN: 1844883434

Like the great Jesus Christ himself, I had a lot of shit on my mind when I hit 33 ... I had three new-born future Ireland internationals to feed, a daughter in need of psychiatric evaluation and a teenage son obsessed with uncovering the shameful secrets of our family's 1916 past. Throw into the mix a sister missing in Orgentina, a wife struggling to lose the weight from her orse and an interfering father-in-law living under my roof. You can see why, like the Son of God, my life had become a major hassle. And just when I thought it couldn't get any more difficult, a moment of madness involving - what else? - the opposite sex persuaded Sorcha that I needed to have the unkindest cut of all.

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